Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Cuckoo Berra quotes

Cuckoo Berra quotes
  1. We ain't sober till we're sober.
  2. I didn't write half the applications that I wrote.
  3. When you come to a fork(), wake it.
  4. What's the datetime()? Do you mean now()?
  5. Programming is 90% mental, the other half is philosophical.
  6. I want to thank you for making this application necessary.
  7. If you don't know what you're coding, you'll end up with something else.
  8. The application encountered the wrong error.
  9. Nobody visits that site anymore, it's too popular.
  10. Applications slow down quickly out there - on Vista.
  11. If users don't want to use the application, you can't stop them.
  12. He must have wrote that (software) before he died.
  13. If you can't copy the code, don't paste it.
  14. Think?! How the heck are you gonna think and code at the same time?
  15. There are two hours when I'm most productive, it's from nine to twelve in the morning.
  16. An integer isn't worth a char these days - on differences between c and java.
  17. You can code a lot by just typing.
  18. In design there is no difference between design and implementation, but in implementation there is.
  19. Have you seen my secs manuals? - when frantically searching through amazed female colleagues' cubicles for the $600 set of semiconductor equipment communications standard (secs) manuals.
  20. We should instead put some firm codes down and stop waltzing around that crappy matilda.
  21. Middle management sucks especially when they treat you like another set of routines to be executed.
  22. The difference between a virus and a trojan horse is a virus behaves like a virus and a trojan horse works like a trojan horse.
  23. We should all ban cell phones at work because their use is discouraging the use of blackberries.
  24. You know a project is going to be a failure when people spend time drumming up their achievements during scrumming sessions.
  25. Make no mistake, that the mistake we had made was a mistake indeed.
  26. Mission Accomplished is an attitude from people who have no idea what continuous improvement means.
  27. I am pro choice-buttons because I don't like the idea of a process aborting due to lack of options.
  28. The difference between arguments and parameters is that an argument is a functional parameter, whereas a parameter is a parametric argument.
  29. When there is too much logic involved, it can become illogical.
  30. Is this a bug or an undocumented feature?
  31. If I sat on the old gum tree, would you marry me?
  32. Tele-ban is terrorising your users by informing them their loss of privileges through the telephone.

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